Walter Bowne is not your average English instructor. With a quarter-century of teaching experience spanning high school and college classrooms, he's part educator, part humorist, and full-time word wrangler. Armed with degrees from Rowan University and Arcadia University, and literary adventures that took him as far as Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Walter has transformed countless student lives through the power of language, laughter, and learning. He now teaches English at East Stroudsburg University. He was an English teacher for twenty-five years, but could not retire from the classroom, but has revved up the writing. A prolific writer with over 597 published pieces, Walter's work has graced the pages of the Philadelphia Inquirer, Philadelphia Stories, Chicago Tribune, and numerous literary magazines. His wit has found homes in publications like The Satirist, British Humour, and MuddyUm, where humor meets insight. When he's not crafting hilarious essays or guiding students through the intricacies of American literature, he's podcasting, lecturing on YouTube, and proving that English professors can be both scholarly and seriously funny. Walter brings his unique blend of academic rigor and comedic timing to everything he does. Lamentations of a Trophy Husband is the first of what he hopes to be a book a month (as he has stored up too much material as a teacher under a “gag” order not to write what may “harm children.” His work promises to be a laugh-out-loud journey through the absurdities of modern life, filtered through the lens of a teacher who's seen it all and lived to write about it. So buckle up for a wild ride through Walter Bowne's world—where education meets entertainment, and every page turn is a lesson in laughter. He literally, and figuratively, lives in two states, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with his wife of almost thirty years, Mary Jane. They have two daughters in graduate school. The family proudly “owns” thirty-two goldfish in the outside pond, now frozen, but with a heater to keep a hole for the oxygen. It’s all about the oxygen.
Rowan University, Glassboro, NJ
Arcadia University, Glenside, PA
Northumbria University, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, UK
Taught 3 courses of College Comp II and one course of Elements of Composition
Instructed AP Language and Composition courses.
Achieved recognition on the College Board AP Honor Roll for teaching excellence.
Advised and led the school newspaper, The Voyager
Developed and delivered Public Speaking courses
Taught College Composition I and II
Introduced students to Literature
Taught Fundamentals of Writing to Basic Skills freshman
Refined educational techniques to ensure inclusive learning environment resulting in improved confidence and engagement for introverted learners.
Incorporated Universal Design of Learning principles into the curriculum to support learning outcomes for diverse learners.
Incorporated formative assessments throughout career
Walter has served as an editor for publications and the proprietor of Word Garden, LLC. Prior to education, he excelled in sales for educational travel and as an admissions sales rep for colleges and universities.
Incrementally developed the school newspaper the Voyager between 1999 and 2024 taking it from a Xerox copy to an award- winning publication with a social media presence on Spotify, YouTube, and Instagram.
Served as a career coach in the role of Journalism advisor inspiring students to pursue careers at top level news organizations such as Billboard, The Washington Post, Vanity Fair Philadelphia Enquirer, Boston Globe, and many other media outlets.
Provided an equitable way to provide college admission preparation for low-income students
Walter is set to publish The Lamentations of a Trophy Husband, and a James Joyce collection, A Journey Through Dubliners.
Trophy Husband: Midlife, Mishaps, and Marital Misadventures What happens when a college professor discovers he’s been downgraded from “romantic hero” to reluctant eye candy—better suited to dad jokes and bathroom breaks than swooning audiences? In this laugh-out-loud collection of essays, Walter Bowne—self-proclaimed Trophy Husband—explores the hilarity and heartbreak of midlife, love, and the absurdity of the everyday. With the wit of David Sedaris and the unapologetic honesty of Nora Ephron, Bowne examines his transformation into a “Four Season Father” (equal parts Peter Griffin, Phil Dunphy, Homer Simpson, and Clark Griswold) while grappling with the cognitive dissonance of being both a James Joyce enthusiast and someone who fumbles through attempts at “rizz.” From his high school punk anthem “You Make Me Barf” to his wife’s outright ban of his "Book Boxers," Bowne shares tales of parenting two bright daughters, near-fatal road trips with friends, and comical epiphanies in sculpture gardens full of 1,001 breasts. Beneath the surface humor lies a surprisingly tender exploration of aging, attraction, and the fine art of surviving a long-term marriage with Patrick Swayze ‘ghosting’ each other—or needing a safe word like “Gorilla!” Perfect for readers who enjoy: Laughing out loud while nodding in recognition Heartfelt reflections on family, nostalgia, and growing up (while refusing to grow old) Essays that turn bathroom breaks into philosophical journeys Warning: This book may cause spit-takes, epiphanies, and uncontrollable urges to revisit your own midlife misadventures—assuming you haven’t postponed them indefinitely.
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